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SUMMER: [watching Sweet and Shower] You know what? That looks pretty doable.
(500) Days of Summer (2009)](http://9.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kssdpyqmWx1qa0ccjo1_500.png)
SUMMER: [watching Sweet and Shower] You know what? That looks pretty doable.
(500) Days of Summer (2009)
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SUMMER: [watching Sweet and Shower] You know what? That looks pretty doable.
(500) Days of Summer (2009)
SUMMER: The sink’s broken.
TOM: Well, that’s okay. Because that’s why we bought a home with two kitchens.
SUMMER: You’re so smart. I’ll race you to the bedroom!(500) Days of Summer (2009)
Why He’s Hot:
- He’s is so, so, charming. There’s just no other word for it. He’s got that confident, dapper, classically handsome thing going for him - and it’s got us completely going.
- Oh, my, Gawd. His EYES. Those gorgeous, sparkling, seductive blue eyes that turn your legs into mushy goo. I mean, is there anything more beautiful than a man with dark hair and light eyes? NO. No there isn’t. And with glasses on? Jizzzzzz!
- Doesn’t he look like he jumped clean out of an Italian Renaissance painting? The body, the chiseled face, the always perfect, wavy hair? We’ll just go on the assumption that his penis is bigger than the men of that era seemed to have though because shit, wouldn’t that ruin the fantasy…
- Watch a little bit of his new show, White Collar. It does nothing but fuel those intense fantasies about life with Matthew as our personal boy toy. I mean he reads (and what’s hotter than that?!), sometimes with no shirt on, he rocks the fuck out of some suits as you see above, and manages to consistently prove that he’s smarter than the entire FBI. All while looking like this. Gooodddaammnnnnn.
- Score one million for the gays - you’re some lucky bastards to have this one on your team! We don’t mind sitting back and watching, while probably masturbating furiously but be careful: we’re just biding our time and there’s nothing wrong with holding out hope that one of us will be the chick that makes him say, “hey! These vaginas - they’re not so bad!” It could happen you know…
LOL @ NUMBER 5!
sunshinesong:falulatonks:iaritcha: via thebluestlight)
Still my favourite HP movie!
Such a gorgeous film!
Penny: What do you want me to do?Sheldon: Sing “Soft Kitty?”
Penny: That’s only for when you’re sick.
Sheldon: Homesick is a type of being sick.
Penny: Do I really have to?
Sheldon: I suppose we could stay up and talk.
Penny: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty… Um.
Sheldon: Sleepy kitty.
Penny: Sleepy kitty.
Sheldon: No. Start over.
Penny: Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur, happy kitty, purr, purr, purr.
Sheldon: Penny?
Penny: Yeah?
Sheldon: Thank you for letting me stay here.
Penny: You’re welcome, sweetie.
Sheldon: Okay, I’m sleepy, now. Get out.
The Big Bang Theory 2.21 - The Vegas Renormalization
Just …d’aww. I love them.
How can people NOT see it?
“They used footage of me from my high school swim team to draw Prince Eric.”
- 30 Rock
Jon Hamm’s high school picture. (via)
GODDAMN.
Jon Hamm better be an ugly old man. It is not fair for someone to NEVER have an awkward phase!
There’s only two kinds of people in the world. There’s women, and there’s men. Summer Finn was a woman. Height: average. Weight: average. Shoe Size: slightly above average. For all intents and purposes, Summer Finn: just another girl. Except she wasn’t. To wit, in 1998, Summer quoted a song by the Scottish band Belle & Sebastian in her high school yearbook. “Color my life with the chaos of trouble…” The spike in Michigan sells of their album “The Boy with the Arab Strap” continues to puzzle industry analysts. Summer’s employment at the daily freeze during the summer of her sophomore year coincided with an inexplicable 212% increase in revenue. Every apartment Summer rented at an average rate of 9.2% below market value, and her roundtrip commute to work averaged 18.4 double-takes per day. It was a rare quality, this “Summer effect.” Rare, yet something every post-adolescent male has encountered at least once in their lives. For Tom Hanson to find it now in a city of 400,00 offices, 91,000 commercial buildings, and 3.8 million people, well that could only be explained by one thing: fate.
500 Days of Summer (2009), Marc Webb
